Here's a quick run down of the features of my new and so-called 'improved' iOS 9 month baby.
Gone are the days of 3 charging sessions a day, when the darling thing powered down to re-charge. Updated iOS 9 babies can charge for as little as 20 minutes and wake up ready to run a marathon. This is exhausting for owners but somewhat more convenient than having to schedule your entire life around endless charging.
The iOS 9 has introduced a large selection of new audio outputs.
No longer content with a selection of 3 cries to signify hunger, tiredness and general discontent, you can now enjoy:
- 'singing' (like yelling only happier and in response to music),
- 'talking' (saying dadadada, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, lalalalala and t-t-t-t-t-t-t but notably NOT mama)
- and my favourite, the blood curdling scream.